From the Mind of Sarah Palin

“When I was in high school, my desire was to be a sportscaster,” Palin told the magazine.

You betcha.

“ESPN was just kicking off, just getting off the ground, and I thought that’s what I was going to do in life, be one of the first woman sportscasters.”

“Until I learned that you’d have to move to Bristol, Connecticut. It was far away. So instead, I had a daughter and named her Bristol,” Palin said.

Makes you wonder what she would have done if ESPN was headquartered in Toad Suck.