* Socialists Say "Stop Calling Obama a Socialist!" Someone tell the teabaggers. (via)
* Republicans trying to build a time machine.
* Stopping rapists, burglars, muggers, and purse snatchers will hurt America.
* The solution to every problem in America: Start over!
* Worst Defense of a Book Ever, summarized: "Yeah, what he wrote might not be true, but it's true-ish!" ( I shit you not.)