Why Do They Call Them Racists? Part Bazillion

This video will make you want to drink lead paint by the keg. Summary: Barack Obama is an angry angry negro who is giving America's fortunes away to lazy no-good illiterate brown insect people - and they're not gonna take it anymore!

It was actually found on TeamSarah.org, a site put up by Sarah Palin supporters, who are all very hurt and offended that anyone ever had the vicious hateful gall to call them racists.

If you make it to the end...and you may not...the very last thing you'll see is Mr. Used Car Salesman Guy issuing a challenge: If Obama wants another white face to hate: "I'm you're Huckleberry." I am not lying about this. That's actually what he says. And he takes his glasses off as he does it. It's all very Starsky and Hutch.

Why Can't Bigots See Their Own Bigotry?

This is just so hard to comprehend:

"They hate Jews, they hate Chrisitans, they hate women, they hate dogs," Serain said. "[The idea of the new mosque] scares the daylights out of me."

Still, Serafin insisted she's no bigot.

"I want you to stress this -- I'm not prejudiced," Serafin told me.

How on Earth can a person like this - and there appears to be a growing number of them - not see their own bigotry?

And dogs? WTF?

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: Octopussy

He is one weird dude.

Senator Al Franken

I just like saying that from time to time.

Also.

How to be an Awful News Organization, #539,355

Run a headline like Fox News does with an AP story here:

Lawyer Who Defended 'American Taliban' Now Heads DOJ Suit Against Arizona

The implication: that the U.S. Constitution and particularly the Bill of Rights are awful, terrible, no-good piece of shite documents.

Sixth Amendment, please step to the fore:

In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district where in the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the Assistance of Counsel for his defence.

If you want to be an awful news organization, take a crap on the Founders and the Constitution every chance you get. That is all.

Guns in Church

Hey - now you can really have a shotgun wedding. Makes me feel so Jesus-y inside.

And: Anti-choice fanatics will find it so much easy to murder doctors, too. Yay, church.

A Mind Like a Steele Flap [updtd]

Methinks Michael Steele just found the only plank on the ship o' fools that is the Modern Republican Party. He actually said this:

Keep in mind again, federal candidates, this was a war of Obama's choosing. This is not something the United States had actively prosecuted or wanted to engage in.

He said that about Afghanistan. Af-freaking-ghanistan. This has not been taken out of context. He went on to say this:

Well, if he's such a student of history, has he not understood that you know that's the one thing you don't do, is engage in a land war in Afghanistan? All right, because everyone who has tried, over a thousand years of history, has failed. And there are reasons for that. There are other ways to engage in Afghanistan.

There are so many levels of stupid in there that it almost poisons the mind just to contemplate them. I do not see how he survives this. It's Friday. He might be gone tonight.

Update: Boom.

Is Offering Money For Private Emails Legal?

Imagine if someone was offering money to unearth all your private emails. If it were me I sure as hell would be talking to a lawyer. And Andrew Breitbart should not be taken seriously by a single person in news and politics ever again.