Sunday, March 26, 2006

The Naked Eye

I was in science class one time when I was a kid. The teacher was teaching us about atoms, and she said that they were "invisible to the naked eye." That fascinated me. "Invisible to the naked eye."

I really wanted to see some of those atoms, so when I got home from school that day I made little suits for my eyes so they wouldn't be naked anymore. Little tiny eye-pants, little tiny eye-shirts, and little eye-socks and shoes. Mom helped me sew them to my eyelids. It was really cool.

I don’t know if my eye suits would have allowed me to see atoms though, cuz the next morning on the way to school I got hit by a truck. You might not be able to see atoms with the naked eye, but I’m pretty sure I would saw that truck.

4 comments:

The Stiltwalker said...

oh my goodness! did this really happen?

LT said...

Heh Heh. NOOOOO. I write comedy for my self sometimes, this type meant to be delivered orally, but I thought it worked on paper.

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