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Saturday, October 04, 2008
Parents want yoga banned from school
You know what's really going on is that extremists who want Christianity taught in schools are lying and cheating their way toward that goal. They are simply not to be trusted.
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ONCE AGAIN...YOU HAVE A BUNCH OF LUNITIC PARENTS & RELIGIOUS ZEALOTS WHO SEEM TO BE MORE CONCERNED WITH THEIR KID'S YOGA ACTIVITIES, GETTING THEM BANNED ALL TOGETHER RATHER THAN BANNING THEIR OBSESSION OF HAVING THE LATEST PLAYSTATION AND GUITAR HEROES VIDEO GAMES. HOW INSANE is THIS? A FEW TEACHERS GET TOGETHER AND CONCLUDE THAT IF THESE KIDS MILDY RELAXED BY PERFORMING A YOGA ROUTINE BEFORE A TEST, THEY JUST MIGHT GET HIGHER GRADES, WHICH WOULD BENEFIT THEM IN THE LONG-RUN!!! WOW! HOW INGENIOUS! PARENTS: WAKE UP! I’LL BET THAT A MAJORITY OF YOU WAIT ON WALMART & BEST-BUY LINES JUST SO YOU CAN GET YOUR PRECIOUS JOHNNY THE LATEST I-POD GIZMOS OR DEATHRACE VIDEO GAME, BUT YOU DON’T WANT HIGHER GRADES NO MATTER WHAT, EVEN IF IT MEANS EXPERIENCING A YOGA LESSON FROM TEACHERS WHO ARE ALSO CERTIFIED YOGA INTRUCTORS!! I KNOW…YOU DON'T WANT THAT DEMON STUFF GOING ON IN SCHOOL!! WHAT IF HE CONVERTED! GOD…WHAT WOULD YOU DO??? LISTEN UP PARENTS IN MASSENA, NY AND ALABAMA; GETTING YOGA KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL BECAUSE YOU THINK IT'S GOING TO CONVERT YOUR PRECIOUS GUITAR-HERO INTO A HINDU, YOU'RE DILLUSIONAL!! IT'S ONLY MEANT TO HELP THEM DEAL WITH NERVOUS JITTERS BEFORE AN IMPORTANT TEST SO THAT THEY CAN ALL FAIR BETTER. PARENTS ARE YOU REALLY THAT AFRAID THAT IT'LL STRAY JOHNNY TOWARDS BEING A BELEIVER IN THE HINDU RELIGION AND SHELVE THE EXPENSIVE VIDEO GAMES YOU WAITED ON LINE HOURS FOR?? HEY…BEFORE YOU CHASTISE ME BECAUSE YOU THINK I’M BEING RUDE… I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I DID A LITTLE RESEARCH BEFORE I WROTE THIS. YES, I INVESTIGAGED THE RANKINGS OF THESE SCHOOLS WHICH BANNED YOGA FROM CLASS: MESSENA, NY HS: RANKED 304 OUT OF 776 IN THE STATE OF NY. THAT’S THE BOTTOM 61% !!! ALABAMA: LET’S JUST SAY THAT OF ALL THE SCHOOLS RANKED IN THE US, THEY’RE RANKED AN AVG OF 49 OUT OF ALL 50 STATES!!! BUT HEY...THEY GOT YOGA KICKED OUT OF THOSE CLASSES! “WE DON’T WANT THE KIDS GETTING HIGH GRADES IN CLASSES!!! WE ALABAMIANS ARE DETERMINED ON FOCUSING ON WHAT’S TRULY IMPORTANT AND WE MUST MAINTAIN OUR STATUS OF BEING THE 2ND WORSE IN ALL 50 STATES!! NO YOGA IN CLASS!!” GEEEZ!!!!!!!
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ONCE AGAIN...YOU HAVE A BUNCH OF LUNITIC PARENTS & RELIGIOUS ZEALOTS WHO SEEM TO BE MORE CONCERNED WITH THEIR KID'S YOGA ACTIVITIES, GETTING THEM BANNED ALL TOGETHER RATHER THAN BANNING THEIR OBSESSION OF HAVING THE LATEST PLAYSTATION AND GUITAR HEROES VIDEO GAMES. HOW INSANE is THIS? A FEW TEACHERS GET TOGETHER AND CONCLUDE THAT IF THESE KIDS MILDY RELAXED BY PERFORMING A YOGA ROUTINE BEFORE A TEST, THEY JUST MIGHT GET HIGHER GRADES, WHICH WOULD BENEFIT THEM IN THE LONG-RUN!!! WOW! HOW INGENIOUS!
PARENTS: WAKE UP! I’LL BET THAT A MAJORITY OF YOU WAIT ON WALMART & BEST-BUY LINES JUST SO YOU CAN GET YOUR PRECIOUS JOHNNY THE LATEST I-POD GIZMOS OR DEATHRACE VIDEO GAME, BUT YOU DON’T WANT HIGHER GRADES NO MATTER WHAT, EVEN IF IT MEANS EXPERIENCING A YOGA LESSON FROM TEACHERS WHO ARE ALSO CERTIFIED YOGA INTRUCTORS!! I KNOW…YOU DON'T WANT THAT DEMON STUFF GOING ON IN SCHOOL!! WHAT IF HE CONVERTED! GOD…WHAT WOULD YOU DO???
LISTEN UP PARENTS IN MASSENA, NY AND ALABAMA; GETTING YOGA KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL BECAUSE YOU THINK IT'S GOING TO CONVERT YOUR PRECIOUS GUITAR-HERO INTO A HINDU, YOU'RE DILLUSIONAL!! IT'S ONLY MEANT TO HELP THEM DEAL WITH NERVOUS JITTERS BEFORE AN IMPORTANT TEST SO THAT THEY CAN ALL FAIR BETTER. PARENTS ARE YOU REALLY THAT AFRAID THAT IT'LL STRAY JOHNNY TOWARDS BEING A BELEIVER IN THE HINDU RELIGION AND SHELVE THE EXPENSIVE VIDEO GAMES YOU WAITED ON LINE HOURS FOR??
HEY…BEFORE YOU CHASTISE ME BECAUSE YOU THINK I’M BEING RUDE… I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I DID A LITTLE RESEARCH BEFORE I WROTE THIS. YES, I INVESTIGAGED THE RANKINGS OF THESE SCHOOLS WHICH BANNED YOGA FROM CLASS: MESSENA, NY HS: RANKED 304 OUT OF 776 IN THE STATE OF NY. THAT’S THE BOTTOM 61% !!! ALABAMA: LET’S JUST SAY THAT OF ALL THE SCHOOLS RANKED IN THE US, THEY’RE RANKED AN AVG OF 49 OUT OF ALL 50 STATES!!! BUT HEY...THEY GOT YOGA KICKED OUT OF THOSE CLASSES! “WE DON’T WANT THE KIDS GETTING HIGH GRADES IN CLASSES!!! WE ALABAMIANS ARE DETERMINED ON FOCUSING ON WHAT’S TRULY IMPORTANT AND WE MUST MAINTAIN OUR STATUS OF BEING THE 2ND WORSE IN ALL 50 STATES!! NO YOGA IN CLASS!!”
GEEEZ!!!!!!!
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