Showing posts with label blackwater. Show all posts
Showing posts with label blackwater. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 05, 2010

All Hail Our CIA/Blackwater Overlords

Not like it's anything new I guess, but still:

In 2004, the CIA sent a team from the private security firm Blackwater, now Xe, to Hamburg to kill an alleged al Qaeda financier who was investigated for years by German authorities on suspicion of links to al Qaeda, according to a little-highlighted element in a Vanity Fair article to be published this month.


This is related to the illegal assassination program born under the Bush administration in 2001 and revealed to Congress only in June 2009.


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Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Michael Vick's Dogs to Guard Playground

Mafia hitmen to guard Witness Protection Program data.

New England Patriots coaches to lead NFL ethics council.

Vincente Fox made manager of U.S. chicken packing plants.

God hires Satan to protect babies in Limbo.

Larry Craig takes maintanance position.

Brain sublets head to ass, loses lease.


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Friday, May 18, 2007

Nuke Security Boss: I Was a Blackwater Assassin

From the "Stop and smell the WTF?" files:

Federal nuclear watchdogs and members of Congress are seeking answers after a former security director at a western Michigan nuclear plant gave a bizarre series of interviews to Esquire magazine in which he claimed to be a hired assassin.

William E. Clark, who until recently was security chief at the Palisades nuclear power plant near South Haven on Lake Michigan, told the magazine for an article in its June edition that he had worked as a government assassin, killing people in Vietnam, New Orleans and Iraq.


New Orleans?

Clark claims he worked - and killed - for Blackwater.

He has kept stuff, over the years, because he knows that nobody will believe him. He has kept the stubs from all the boarding passes, the keys from all the hotel rooms. There are hundreds of them, and he keeps them in thick wads and piles. He has kept a business card for one of his aliases, Zeke Senega, a reporter for The Irish Times in Dublin. He has kept his passports, including the diplomatic one that was required for the work he did for the State Department. And he has photographs.


Seemed like a Chuck Barris thing at first. Not so sure now; claiming to be CIA is so cliche - but Blackwater?

And it's kinda odd that the article in the Detroit News doesn't even mention Blackwater, just saying that Clark calls himself a "government assassin." Doesn't that make it a substantially different story credibility-wise? At least the feel of credibility, which I think is important.

We'll see.