Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Michael Vick's Dogs to Guard Playground

Mafia hitmen to guard Witness Protection Program data.

New England Patriots coaches to lead NFL ethics council.

Vincente Fox made manager of U.S. chicken packing plants.

God hires Satan to protect babies in Limbo.

Larry Craig takes maintanance position.

Brain sublets head to ass, loses lease.


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