First Black Holes Created by Black Hole Machine

Just kidding. But the LHC has produced its first collisions - and the black holes will be produced any day now, I'm sure.

* Hit the "cern" tag below for more on this subject.

Armageddon Postponed Two Months [Updtd]

Sarah Palin is not gonna be happy.

CNN.

And I did not know the CERN scientists had made a rap video. Awesome:



And have you seen the Hadron Collider webcams?

Update 9/23: Hadron down until Spring. Damn.

Hackers Attack Large Hadron Collider

How in hell's ankles do you get inside CERN computers? That's some serious hackerating skillz.

Click on the photo. That's the message they left on computer screens inside CERN - as the first particles were making their trip around the tunnel. They claim to be a group called the "GST: Greek Security Team." Their message ended with "We are 2600 - dont mess with us."

Freaky.

Webcams of CERN Collider in Switzerland

Two Hadron collider webcams.

Hot Hadron Particle Physicists!

Damn them! They're going to rip the universe to shreds while distracting us. Bastards!

Say Hello to Your Little Amgageddon

The Hadron Collider is on.

Clean up in aisle infinity. Clean up in aisle infinity...

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Hadron Collider: Two Days From Armageddon

[Update 9/10: It's on.]

Everybody lust after your neighbor's spouse, the world ends on Wednesday.

That is all.

Update: Unbelievable with the way I presented this, but people seem to think that I'm being serious here. Wow. That's legendary dense.

Hit the "cern" tag below to see earlier posts on this subject, and go here to read about the lawsuit against CERN.

(And lust after your neighbor's spouse anyway - what the hell, right?)

* Bad Astronomy with Brian Cox on the Hadron Horrorists.

Update II: Hawking bets $100 that the "God particle" won't be found.

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Large Hadron Collider Goes Hot Next Week

Get your death threats in before it destroys the universe.

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Coldest Place in Universe:Super-Collider in Switzerland

Freaky stuff.

A vast physics experiment built in a tunnel below the French-Swiss border is fast becoming one of the coolest places in the Universe.

The Large Hadron Collider is entering the final stages of being lowered to a temperature of 1.9 Kelvin (-271C; -456F) - colder than deep space

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Pretty soon they're going to make that massive black hole that destroys the galaxy. I hope it's not one of George Bush's secret golf days. That would be a bummer.