Deep Thought

Michelle Malkin's probably really mad about something right now.

Stinky Filipino Tofu?

Malkin, the person who is not a racist of any kind in any way. (Via) [Link fixed]

Update: I really should have linked to this earlier. The point being that Malkin, in what must have been a truly vile moment when she wrote that post, went after the Chinese using a tofu angle. Tofu, one might want to tell her, has also been a traditional food of the Philippines for ages.

Brent Bozell and the Jesus-hating Beer

Extraordinarily ridiculous and offensive Brent Bozell is doing his part to help Malkin's "Boycott Miller" tantrum.

From the Boz:

Last year, Miller infuriated opponents of illegal immigration when the Chicago Tribune reported it paid $30,000 for a convention and newspaper ads publicizing a march of illegal-alien advocates to protest against Speaker Dennis Hastert's congressional office in Batavia, Ill. Consumers launched a national boycott.

Apparently, Miller learned nothing.

They learned nothing, you knucklehead, because the "national boycott" included you, Michelle Malkin, and 14 people who don't drink.

The outrage factory keeps spitting out the, uh, spit.

MMalkin Hates the Wall Street Journal

The breakdown continues.

Oh, and she hates President Bush too.

It's the creepy kind of thing that's kind of fun to watch...from a safe distance.

Malkin the Reporter: Email From "Neighbor"

Malkin goes deeper into the toilet regarding the Frost family:

This question is for grown-ups only: Who deserves government-subsidized health insurance? What if I told you I drove these three cars (photos are showroom models):

A Volvo SUV…

A GMC Suburban…

And a nice, big Ford F250 Pickup work truck…

Those are the cars owned by the Frost family, Malkin assures us, and she posts photos of three spanking-new models of these cars to drive her brilliant "grown up" point home. And on what evidence does she "report" the auto-owning information? From an "unsolicited email" from someone who claims to be a neighbor. The person is obviously not a friend, and is also obviously a Right Winger of the Malkin kind:

I received an unsolicited e-mail this week from a neighbor of the Frost family, the family held up by Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, and the entitlement expansionist Democrats. He wrote:

They’re good people. Terribly misguided, pathetically leftist buffoons, but still good people. It was a terrible accident and Bonnie is quite beat up with guilt over the events. Lots of neighbors pitched in to cook meals and help out… Bonnie works half time doing freelance editorial work and Halsey, an incredibly disorganized lovable goofball, just can’t seem to hold down a proper job or, when he’s tried, to run a proper company. He’s a millwork carpenter and does great work installing custom interior and exterior trimwork and cabinetry. He should be making great money but can’t get out of his way…

…Still, we make choices, right? They have three vehicles - a nice new volvo SUV, a Suburban, and his F250 Ford Pickup work truck, a nice house, and all four kids go to private school. Not sure where the money comes from, but they don’t make all that much. Should they be the poster child for S-CHIP? Heck no….

I wonder if somebody bought them a car. Or two. And I wonder in what kind of shape the cars are in, and if they're all being used. And if the "neighbor" is a neighbor, quite honestly. Am I supposed to take Malkin's word for it?

And I wonder too if the intermittent and part-time work has something to do with the fact that two of their children are brain-damaged.







Filipino-American Sentenced for Espionage

For some time now Michelle Malkin (née Maglalang) has been helping keep America safe from murderous hordes of foreigners by alerting us every time she hears about a horrendous crime committed by an illegal alien.

You may find that bizarre and deceiving and dangerously inflammatory, and so forth, since horrendous crimes are obviously often committed by people who aren't illegal aliens. Jeffrey Dahmer, for example, was not an illegal alien. Nor was John Wayne Gacy, or Timothy McVeigh, just to give a few examples from the Horrendous Hall of Fame. Given such an obvious truth, you might say that attempting to make a connection between illegal aliens and horrendous crimes makes as much sense as attempting to make a connection between white American citizens and horrendous crimes. Or Filipino-Americans and horrendous crimes.

But you would be deceiving yourself with clearheaded thinking and logic and other such Liberal nonsense.

With all that in mind, I would like to begin to do my part to make America more safe by alerting you, on a regular basis, to crimes committed by Filipino-Americans, which might or might not happen a lot more often than you think. Even crimes like the ultra-unAmerican - espionage.

More to come.

Michelle Malkin Does 10-year-old-Cheerleader Back Yard Porn

Hide the children.

Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton = Don Imus

Michelle Malkin has loosened the screw a few more threads in an 8 billion word screed about the Don Imus story. Short version:


Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are just as bad as Don Imus because they're black and some black people sell a lot of records.

Really. That's her story.

Because black folk like Mims and Bow Wow and R. Kelly, "yes, the same R. Kelly who was indicted five years ago on a raft of child-porn charges and is still awaiting trial" (holy crap! It's a nappy-headed child molester!!) sing lyris that could be construed as being just as offensive as Don Imus's remarks, Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson should go to Imus's house and kiss his...

Well, this is a respectable blog. So I'll leave it there.

Oh wait, here's Al Sharpton, courtesy of Oliver Willis, on lyrics.