RW Blogs: Gay Sex is Now Officially Cool

No, they're not saying that, but I'm predicting that at some point they will. They have to. When, yet again, news like this comes out, and more and more people begin to silently wonder, "Are all Republican men secretly gay?"—the RW "real men" bloggers and pundits of all stripes will have to find some way to rationalize it.

They'll do this, I'm predicting, by officially making gay sex - but not being gay - a cool and manly thing to do. Once in a while. They will publicly announce that teh gay is not as icky and perverted as they used to pretend it was.

Teddy Roosevelt probably did it after shooting some huge animal, they'll say. (Hell, he might have even done it to the animal!) Greek warriors, we'll hear, got it on with boys to get ready for the rape and carnage of war. How manly is that? Ronald Reagan - the Best President Ever - probably did it in the White House! With a young Donald Rumsfeld! It's okay! It's okay! It's cool to get on your gay! Now and then, anyway!

You just have to remember to keep doing whatever you can to make sure that gay people aren't allowed to get married and stuff like that. That's part of being a manly man too.