D, E, F, H, G, H, I, J, L

Oh Lordy, but this sad family-values DWI story is funny:

Mr. Fossella was asked to recite the alphabet between the letters D and T. "The subject immediately started and said ‘A, B,’ " the officer wrote in his report.

After the officer explained the test again, Mr. Fossella started: "D, E, F, H, G, H, I, J, L," and then was able to finish.

That prompted me to start a song about the incident:

D, E, F, H, G, H, I, J, L [dooda looda doo - doo doo DAH!]

That's how the GOP taught me to spell [da da dadala - dah da DOO]

Now I'm going to J - A - I - Y - L

D, E, F, H, G, H, I, J, L...