Thursday, July 26, 2007

Vitter Wants to "Rebrand" his Grand Old Prostitution Party

This is really rich:

So just imagine their confusion when Vitter scrambled to his feet a week later. Would he apologize again? Had he committed some new sin?

But no. Instead, he launched into a speech about his thoughts on “rebranding” the party by reclaiming the fiscal conservative mantle.


"Let's get away from that whole 'family values' and 'morality' thing and go back to 'fiscally conservative.' I'll show 'em how I saved almost 50% by calling Pro... well, just a pro.

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