Four years ago today this insipid silliness began. Woe be to the internets that it limps on still.
If you wish to help A Long Tough Blog celebrate this day of great lament, you can hop on over to any of the many music sites listed under "Songs for sale - cheap!" at the top right of the page (or just go to CDBaby by hitting the baby below) and purchase a song or three from my CD, Bottomfeeders. I suggest the song "Sigh," simply because it has the most musicians on it who aren't me.
Happy New Year everyone, and may 2011 indicate a much better decade than the last.
LT
"I Can't Wait to Do a Tracheotomy" and other love songs available just because you damn well want them.
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Deep Thought
Friday, December 18, 2009
Tastical Illusions
I just saw this very cool video over at Boing Boing, and it got me wondering: Would it be possible to create something similar, except with something that tricks the sense of taste, rather than vision? That'd be cool. I'm going to have to look into that.
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Deep Thought: Reconciliation
When Republicans used the reconciliation process in both 2001 and 2003 to pass massive tax cuts, primarily for the most wealthy in the country, it was Holy reconciliation. If it's used to pass health care reform, which would overwhelmingly help the poorest in the country, it will be like killing Jesus again.
Extra.
Extra.
Extra.
Extra. (This one is a really good explanation and history of reconciliation.)
Extra.
Extra.
Extra.
Extra. (This one is a really good explanation and history of reconciliation.)
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Epitaph
Like most people, I assume, I haven't given a lot of thought to what my own epitaph might be - you can't put an epitaph on a plastic bag of ashes anyway, can you? - but this one appeared to me as if in a dream, and I don't think my working brain could do a whole lot better:
Free Myspace Generators
Says it all, really.
Free Myspace Generators
Says it all, really.
Wednesday, December 02, 2009
Tuesday, December 01, 2009
Air Stagnation Advisory
The voice on my teevee just told me that the region wherein I reside is under an Air Stagnation Advisory:
Yep, sounds like the Rogue Valley wintertime.
Air stagnation is a phenomenon which occurs when an air mass remains over an area for an extended period of time. Due to light winds and lack of precipitation, pollutants cannot be cleared from the air, either gaseous (like ozone) or particulate (like soot or dust). In the United States, the National Weather Service issues an Air Stagnation Advisory when these conditions are likely to occur.
Yep, sounds like the Rogue Valley wintertime.
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Breaking: Global Warming Scientists Hiding Icebergs Off New Zealand
Damned lying scientists.
The second time since 1931. Woo hoo!
More on the email fiasco here.
Large numbers of icebergs last floated close to New Zealand in 2006, when some were visible from the coastline — the first such sighting since 1931.
The second time since 1931. Woo hoo!
More on the email fiasco here.
German Robin Hood Gets Suspended Sentence
Never even heard about this story:
That's about $11 million US. I smell a movie.
The 62-year-old branch head of one German bank was hailed as a hero after she confessed to transferring money from rich customers to help her poorer clients. Already, she has been dubbed "Die Robin Hood Bankerin".
She was given a 22-month suspended sentence after moving more than €7.6m (£6.9m) in 117 transfers between 2003 and 2005. The court in Bonn was told that the employee, who has not been named, took no money for herself.
That's about $11 million US. I smell a movie.
Friday, November 20, 2009
Hit the Baby
* New posts appear above and below this one. *
Hit the baby and you can get my CD, Bottomfeeders, or just a song or two, at the great Oregon internet store, CDBaby. You can even listen to some samples over there.
Or get it by the song straight to your digital device at iTunes.
Thanks. That is all.
Hit the baby and you can get my CD, Bottomfeeders, or just a song or two, at the great Oregon internet store, CDBaby. You can even listen to some samples over there.
Or get it by the song straight to your digital device at iTunes.
Thanks. That is all.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
I got a line on you, babe
Spirit, 1968.
Spirit trivia: Guitarist Randy California (who wrote this song) was born Randy Craig Wolfe in Los Angeles in 1951. His family moved to New York City in the mid-1960s, and when he was just fifteen Randy became a member of Jimmy James and the Blue Flames - Jimi Hendrix's band. The bass player's name was also Randy. He was from Texas, and Hendrix dubbed him "Randy Texas." Randy Wolfe became "Randy California" - and he kept the name for the rest of his life.
Spirit trivia: Guitarist Randy California (who wrote this song) was born Randy Craig Wolfe in Los Angeles in 1951. His family moved to New York City in the mid-1960s, and when he was just fifteen Randy became a member of Jimmy James and the Blue Flames - Jimi Hendrix's band. The bass player's name was also Randy. He was from Texas, and Hendrix dubbed him "Randy Texas." Randy Wolfe became "Randy California" - and he kept the name for the rest of his life.
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Deep Thought
if I were a captured terrorist, I'd rather be treated like an awesome and terrifying terrorist than a simple thug.
Friday, November 13, 2009
Reverend Moon is one Crazy Sumbitch
How can any serious journalist ever work for this guy?
More very weird Moon looniness here.
"Father [Moon] said that he had originally trained Kwon Jin Nim to be the president of the United States. He said that Kwon Jin Nim might be appointed as a leader in the newspaper field.
The fifty states of America offered to create a statues of Rev. Moon but Father did not allow them to do so."
More very weird Moon looniness here.
They're Teabagging Each Other Now!
Thursday, November 12, 2009
No Tax Dollars For Viagra!
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Vonnegut and Bogle Veteran's Day Post From Last Year
O'Reilly: "We Can't Kill *All* the Muslims"
This is someone held up by a significant portion of our population as a respectable and thoughtful commentator. And he thinks it's perfectly normal to make an offhand comment implying that Americans actually want to kill every Muslim alive.
Even the kids, Bill?
We want to - but we can't. That's why we, in O'Reilly's thinking, try to "win hearts and minds." Because we can't kill them all.
Jesus.
Even the kids, Bill?
We want to - but we can't. That's why we, in O'Reilly's thinking, try to "win hearts and minds." Because we can't kill them all.
Jesus.
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
First Black Holes Created by Black Hole Machine
Just kidding. But the LHC has produced its first collisions - and the black holes will be produced any day now, I'm sure.
* Hit the "cern" tag below for more on this subject.
* Hit the "cern" tag below for more on this subject.
Friday, November 06, 2009
There Are Many Muslims in the US Military
Shephard Smith of Fox News thinks the Ft. Hood murderer's "name tells us a lot". Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison agrees.
What does the name Mohsin Naqvi tell us, Shephard? Senator? How about Ayman Taha? Or Rasheed Sahib, Omead Razani, and Abul Fateh Umar Khan?
What a truly horrible thing to say.
** Very good related article here.
What does the name Mohsin Naqvi tell us, Shephard? Senator? How about Ayman Taha? Or Rasheed Sahib, Omead Razani, and Abul Fateh Umar Khan?
What a truly horrible thing to say.
** Very good related article here.
Thursday, November 05, 2009
Morning Music: Badfinger
The song that would not leave my head this morning:
And the most Beatle-esque thing about that Beatle-wanna-be band performing that very Beatle-like song, in my opinion: the use of the word "Sonny." Something just screams Beatles about that.
And the most Beatle-esque thing about that Beatle-wanna-be band performing that very Beatle-like song, in my opinion: the use of the word "Sonny." Something just screams Beatles about that.
Tuesday, November 03, 2009
Monday, November 02, 2009
Ten-week-old Oil Leak Catches Fire
In the Timor Sea off northwest Australia.
More from Geology.com.
Images of the oil from Earth Observatory.
More from Geology.com.
Images of the oil from Earth Observatory.
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Strange, Shuttered, Fifth-Grade-Forever People
This is this:
Narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) is a personality disorder defined by the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, the diagnostic classification system used in the United States, as "a pervasive pattern of grandiosity, need for admiration, and a lack of empathy."
Too perfect.
Narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) is a personality disorder defined by the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, the diagnostic classification system used in the United States, as "a pervasive pattern of grandiosity, need for admiration, and a lack of empathy."
Too perfect.
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
"He is now under the warm care of a relevant organ"
Friday, October 23, 2009
Memories of the Big Red Machine
Nice interview with Tony Pérez. Simply because I just had a memory of a spectacular catch he made in either the 1975 or 1976 World Series. It was a line drive over Pérez's head (playing at first), and he jumped into the air so quickly and snagged it.
Memory's a weird thing.
Memory's a weird thing.
Sick, Broken Humans
55 members of congress who oppose the public option currently benefit from the public option Good enough for them, but not for the rest of us.
Sick bastards.
Sick bastards.
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Report: First Direct Talks Between Iran and Israel Since 1979
Um, that would be, like, bizarrely good news:
Iranian officials are denying the story, it must be noted, but Haaretz is sticking to the story - saying the Israeli Atomic Energy Commission has confirmed that the meeting took place.
On a related note: Dick Cheny is incompetent. And an asshole.
A representative of the Israel Atomic Energy Commission and a senior Iranian official met last month to discuss the chances of declaring the Middle East a nuclear-free zone, Haaretz has learned. This is the first direct meeting between official representatives of the two states since the fall of the Shah in 1979.
Iranian officials are denying the story, it must be noted, but Haaretz is sticking to the story - saying the Israeli Atomic Energy Commission has confirmed that the meeting took place.
On a related note: Dick Cheny is incompetent. And an asshole.
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Raw: Bush Pentagon Used Psychological Ops on US Public
On you. Unbelievable. The sickest part is that the Teabaggers frothing over Obama's government won't even blink at this news. Actual evils in government mean nothing to them.
The story regards the military analyst program. Raw story (in link above) and Glenn Greenwald have been all over this story for some time.
The story regards the military analyst program. Raw story (in link above) and Glenn Greenwald have been all over this story for some time.
Senator Franken School's a Tool
Friday, October 16, 2009
Backseet Dog Iz Wachin U...
This is something I don't normally do, but this dog over at AmericaBlog, where they're posting pet photos, just cracked me up. She's "Moxie from Portland, Maine," and you've got to click on the pic to enlarge it and look at the look on her face. Too funny. She was just asking for a caption. (I actually had to search and find out how to caption photos, and found this site. Piece of cake.)
Reckon I'll start a "Backseet dog iz wachin u" series.
Reckon I'll start a "Backseet dog iz wachin u" series.
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Like Watching the End of Slavery
I just had a goosebump moment, realizing that we, right now, are very possibly witnessing the end of an evil American institution. They won't be able to do things like this anymore. How awesome is that?
Is it a bit much to say it's like watching the end of slavery? Yeah, but still. I love it.
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Is it a bit much to say it's like watching the end of slavery? Yeah, but still. I love it.
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Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Martian Lakes
My prediction for when evidence of life will be discovered on either the Moon or Mars: by 2013. In the next four years.
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Burning the Strawman's Strawman to the Ground
"I can't remember anyone ever really saying that" [that Obama made the stock market go down]. Too funny:
Friday, October 09, 2009
Nobel Statement
Here's one paragraph:
Obama has as President created a new climate in international politics. Multilateral diplomacy has regained a central position, with emphasis on the role that the United Nations and other international institutions can play. Dialogue and negotiations are preferred as instruments for resolving even the most difficult international conflicts. The vision of a world free from nuclear arms has powerfully stimulated disarmament and arms control negotiations. Thanks to Obama's initiative, the USA is now playing a more constructive role in meeting the great climatic challenges the world is confronting. Democracy and human rights are to be strengthened.
Good Morning, Oslo!
Wow, Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize. Weird. Seems a bit early. Whatever. Congratulations. Hope your two terms live up to it. If you help push the U.S. into the 20th 21st century in regards to affordable and fair universal health care you'll have deserved it, if you ask me.
Hey - I wonder if the Right Wingers are freaking out. Let me go check.
...
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
P.S. Please, Mr. President, donate the prize money to ACORN. Please. I beg you.
Hey - I wonder if the Right Wingers are freaking out. Let me go check.
...
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
P.S. Please, Mr. President, donate the prize money to ACORN. Please. I beg you.
Wednesday, October 07, 2009
"If There's a Stonehenge in Your Stonehenge, Don't Be Alarmed Now..."
Second henge of stones found near world famous henge of stones. I hope the famous one doesn't get jealous:
Archaeologists have unearthed a new stone circle near Stonehenge that lends credence to the theory that the famous prehistoric monument in Britain was part of a funeral complex.
University of Bristol archaeologist Joshua Pollard described the new find as "incredible" because it establishes Stonehenge as part of a larger ceremonial complex linked to the nearby River Avon.
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