Saturday, September 13, 2008

I Will Lie the Devil to Sleep

Sarah Palin has a plan for America's enemies: she's going to lie them to death.

She's a new Marvel Comics superhero: Atomic Lie Lady.

Osama bin Ladan? She's lied bigger lies for breakfast.

The Taliban? She will annihilate them with her Atomic Lie-ser Ray.

Iran? She's been there like four hundred times, and she knows exactly where they keep their hundreds of thousands of Weapons of Mass Destruction. She'll activate them with her Lie-beam. Iran go lie-bye.


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