Friday, April 13, 2007

George W. Bush's Explains the Missing Emails

George W., recently asked about the missing White House email records, explained their disappearance:

"As you know, my favorite political philosopher is Jesus," said the president. "And I talked to him - I asked him -I said, 'Jesus, what should I do with all these emails?' And he said, 'What's an email?' So I threw them all out. I deleted them. If Jesus doesn't even know about it, then why should the American people? That's my philosophy.


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