Friday, April 11, 2008

Chuck Norris Existed...

...before the Big Bang. In fact - one of Chuck Norris's fists caused the Big Bang.

Your surprisingly good Chuck Norris news for the day.


1 comment:

Samuel John Klein Portlandiensis said...

That was pretty classy of him, and is completely at odds with his other public persona (the cranio-rectally inverted, born-again, sanctimonious born-again Xtian who won't rest until the born-agains' "God" pwns public education in America today).

Celebrities. Can't figure them out. Never gonna try.