Santorum: Jesus on Sunday, Satan Mon-Sat

Former Important Person Rick Santorum tries to make a point about how wet all our pants should be. And then falls down in his own puddle:

"Islam, unlike Christianity, is an all-encompassing ideology,” said Santorum, a Penn State alumnus. “It is not just something you do on Sunday…. We (as Americans) don’t get that.”

Jesus according to Rick: Love thy neighbor... wait, is it Tuesday?! Oh screw them..."