She Probably F**ked Herself to Get that Purple Heart Pregnancy

Too funny by lightyears.

Using membership dues paid in part by federal tax dollars, the National Abstinence Education Association (NAEA) hired the Washington, DC, public relations firm, Creative Response Concepts, best known for the 2004 "Swift Boat Veterans" ads against John Kerry, to launch a public relations effort supporting the failed and unpopular abstinence only education policies.

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Where do you start? "Swift boats?" The swifter the safer, maybe?

How about Cat Stevens: "Longer [Swift] Boats are Coming to Win Us?"

I should just leave it there...

Obligatory Cat Stevens video.

And another.

Oh, what the hell, another. (Into White.)