President Bush at CPAC

Ship of Tools:

“Over the past seven years, we engaged the opposition with a clear and consistent philosophy.”

And what was that philosophy wherewith we so engaged? "We're not only stupid - we're CRAZY stupid!"

Or: "Bush is TEH AWESOME. And so is Ron Paul! And Mitt Romney! And Huck! And, uh, John McCain!" (Consissssstent, baby.)